Questions

Answers

1. What time is it local:

8:59am

2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate:

Jonathan Edward Keller

3. Nicknames:

Tiger, Killer, Nerd, JK

4. Parent’s names:

Paulette + Sidney

5. Number of candles that appeared on your last cake:

There should have been 25, but I think we only had 20 left. They melted so fast that the wax became one with the brownies.

6. Date that you regularly blow them out:

11.january

7. Pets:

Only origami for now.

8. Height:

5 feet, 11.5 inches

9. Eye color:

Greyish-Green

10. Hair Color:

Brown

11. Piercing:

Uh, No.

12. Tattoos:

Soon, very soon

13. How much do you love your job:

Job?! Oh, yeah, I should start one of those.

14. Birthplace:

Hutchinson, MN

15. Hometown:

Hutchinson, MN

16. Current Residence:

Brooklyn, NY

17. Had the drink Calypso Breeze?

Is this some sort of drug or sex slang?

18. Been in love before?

Yep.

19. Been to Africa?

Only in my head. Only in my head.

20. Been toilet papering?

Oh, yeah. The Five Jacques!

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