Questions

Answers

1. What time is it?

15:57

2. Your name as it appears on your birth certificate:

Keller Edward Jonathan

3. Nicknames:

Jonathan Edward Keller

4. Parents’ names:

Cindy + Paul

5. How many candles on your last birthday cake:

I don’t think the football playing Hershey’s kisses and Rolos left any room for candles

6. Date that you regularly blow them out:

Super Bowl Sunday

7. Pets:

Peeves

8. Height:

7′6″, but I have TERRIBLE posture

9. Eye Color:

hazel (only because I don’t think that is a real color, but a criminal cop-out)

10. Hair color:

That’s just rude!

11. Piercings:

see above

12. Tattoos:

Soon, I hope to get a red blotchy mark on my neck, so everyone thinks I’ve got a hickey

13. How much do you love your job?

Uh, I’m answering this 72 question survey, how bad could it be…

14. Birthplace:

Hospital

15. Hometown:

Hutchinson, MN

16. Residence:

One shaky, hot, clanging, hissing, grout-filled apartment, with the optional work studio a walk away.

17. Ever had the drink Calypso Breeze? All right, we’ve all received this survey a few times; its a lot of fun, but some of these questions are getting old and some of them are LAME, so, I’m taking things into my own hands. The revisions start NOW:

THANK GOD HOLLY

18. Favorite desert place:

Vineiro’s

19. Favorite fictional female character(s):

Charlie’s Angels

20. Favorite fictional male character(s):

Dirk Calloway (Rushmore), Ignatius Reilly (Confederacy of Dunces), Calvin (Calvin + Hobbes)

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