Archive for September, 2002
- Questions
- Answers
- 1) Your first concert:
- Could this really be true?…Lollapalooza? I think it was my first concert. Unless, of course it was something at the county fair…
- 2) In your grown life, have you ever wet your pants?
- Last time I remember was in sixth grade. That’s embarrassing enough.
- 3) Ever run out on a tab (taxi, bar, restaurant)?
- No.
- 4) It’s Halloween. You dump your candy bag out and feast your eyes on the sugar bonanza. What do you eat first?
- Tootsie Rolls, the biggest first.
- 5) Tell a most awkward/ embarassing/ nasty vomit story (you may be witness to or you may be the ill one here…):
- Uh, not really anything weird. Just the normal puke.
- 6) Does your mother curse?
- She says some shit.
- 7) Which family member or family friend did/do you least like greeting with a kiss?
- We don’t greet with a hug, much less a kiss, in my family.
- 8 ) It’s 4:30 a.m. You’re drunk in a diner. What do you order?
- Not a peanut butter sandwich! Damn.
- 9) If you HAD to choose, depending on whichever gender you have affections for, would you rather hook up with: Michael Bolten / Weird Al / or Dick Cheney -or- Roseann Barr / Martha Stewart / or Janet Reno?
- Martha, she’s a freak in bed, or so I hear.
- 10) Best concert:
- Low, in Loring Park. Beautiful Day, Beautiful Music.
- 11) Worst hangover:
- Saturday, September 14th, 2002. Uh, yeah…
- 12) Favorite childhood Christmas gift:
- Construx
- 13) Do you wash behind your ears?
- Not always.
- 14) When going camping, do NOT forget to bring:
- An active mind.
- 15) Grossest, most regretable kiss:
- I can’t say I’ve regretted any. Is it just me, or is this just not a funny questionnaire at all? I can’t even make a sarcastic comment.
- 16) Who would you rather moon: Oprah, Katy Couric, or Barbara Walters?
- Katie Couric. I have no reason whatsoever.
- 17) Do you let dogs kiss your face (the 4 legged creatures, that is)?
- It depends on if I’ve made the first move or not.
- 18) Favorite song to shake your bootie to:
- ‘Shake Your Bootie Cutie’ — Geri Halliwell
- 19) There’s a blackout. Candles lit & it’s too quiet. Who do you want to be stuck chatting with?
- Buckminster
- 20) Rather have lunch with Bill Cosby, Cindi Lauper or Carrot Top?
- Bill all the way
- 21) Say one thing about your belly:
- I’ve never be proud.
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