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Another survey from Holly

Questions
Answers
1) Your first concert:
Could this really be true?…Lollapalooza? I think it was my first concert. Unless, of course it was something at the county fair…
2) In your grown life, have you ever wet your pants?
Last time I remember was in sixth grade. That’s embarrassing enough.
3) Ever run out on a tab (taxi, bar, restaurant)?
No.
4) It’s Halloween. You dump your candy bag out and feast your eyes on the sugar bonanza. What do you eat first?
Tootsie Rolls, the biggest first.
5) Tell a most awkward/ embarassing/ nasty vomit story (you may be witness to or you may be the ill one here…):
Uh, not really anything weird. Just the normal puke.
6) Does your mother curse?
She says some shit.
7) Which family member or family friend did/do you least like greeting with a kiss?
We don’t greet with a hug, much less a kiss, in my family.
8 ) It’s 4:30 a.m. You’re drunk in a diner. What do you order?
Not a peanut butter sandwich! Damn.
9) If you HAD to choose, depending on whichever gender you have affections for, would you rather hook up with: Michael Bolten / Weird Al / or Dick Cheney -or- Roseann Barr / Martha Stewart / or Janet Reno?
Martha, she’s a freak in bed, or so I hear.
10) Best concert:
Low, in Loring Park. Beautiful Day, Beautiful Music.
11) Worst hangover:
Saturday, September 14th, 2002. Uh, yeah…
12) Favorite childhood Christmas gift:
Construx
13) Do you wash behind your ears?
Not always.
14) When going camping, do NOT forget to bring:
An active mind.
15) Grossest, most regretable kiss:
I can’t say I’ve regretted any. Is it just me, or is this just not a funny questionnaire at all? I can’t even make a sarcastic comment.
16) Who would you rather moon: Oprah, Katy Couric, or Barbara Walters?
Katie Couric. I have no reason whatsoever.
17) Do you let dogs kiss your face (the 4 legged creatures, that is)?
It depends on if I’ve made the first move or not.
18) Favorite song to shake your bootie to:
‘Shake Your Bootie Cutie’ — Geri Halliwell
19) There’s a blackout. Candles lit & it’s too quiet. Who do you want to be stuck chatting with?
Buckminster
20) Rather have lunch with Bill Cosby, Cindi Lauper or Carrot Top?
Bill all the way
21) Say one thing about your belly:
I’ve never be proud.
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