I was checking my MySpace account last night and came across this new survey. And being that I love these things… I got to it immediately. And I have on word of a friend that it is hilarious. Just to toot my own horn.

One of my MySpace friends posted this one as a bulletin. It been such a long time since the last survey. Yay!

So Far In ‘06…

 

1. Have you had more than 5 different serious relationships?

How serious could they have been? No.

2. Have you had your birthday?

yes, 3-0

3. Been to church?

Not even to a church

4. Cried yet?

Boys don’t cry. I am a man.

 

[I wonder what happened to #5...]

6. Pulled an all nighter?

I’m pulling one right now.

7. Drank Starbucks?

Sure.

8. Went shopping?

Is it possible not to shop for 9 months?

9. Been camping?

Unfortunately no.

10. Been to the beach?

I don’t think so…

11. Bought something for over $200?

Does school tuition count? Add a couple zeros… Now I’m sad.

12. Met someone?

Is it just me or are these questions particularly vague?
someone? yes
SOMEONE? took care of that last year

13. Been out of state?

Switched states and then back. Even left the country.

14. Gone Snowboarding?

last year…lost my wallet… now I’m sad

Have You…

 

1. Hugged someone?

Especially so

2.Slept in someone elses bed?

I don’t think I’ve slept in my bed for over a year. Interpret that as you see fit.

3. Snuck someone over?

At my age, it’s all role-playing

4. Snuck out of your own house?

I’d need a house in the first place.

5. Gotten drunk?

Check.

 

[Is there always a missing number? If it's #7 next time, I'll begin to wonder]

7. Gotten a car?

Couple rentals, then I stole Keetra’s for the school year

8. Gone over your cell phone bill?

Just txt’ing and pictures added on.

9. Been called a whale?

Most people just like to assume I am a lady from behind.

10. Drove somewhere?

DET to NYC to DET to NYC to DET

11. Done something you regret?

Every single day

Lasts…

 

Last Thing you bought?

Unknowingly, a used hard drive that had a full backup of a person’s computer… complete with pr0n.

Last Person you hugged?

Probably Gretchen

Last Person to call you?

The lovely and talented Keetra

When was the last time you felt stupid?

This is assuming I don’t currently feel stupid

Who was the last person u saw?

Eri

What did you do today?

It’s 3:05 in the morning, so not much yet… Ate a tuna & pea sandwich. I finished one drawing, did another. Checked e-mail & the status of the video I’ve been posting online. Found this and started in on it.

Ten Facts

 

01. Hometown?

Isn’t this often a security question to remember your password on websites? Hmmm… Kalamazoo

02.Natural hair color?

Brown

 

[WTF?!?! no #3... which is especially bad considering this section is called *10* facts. I'll add another fact:]

 

03. Moustache:
Of course! Much like Jack Sparrow

04. Hair style

Long, thin and splitting

05. Eye color:

Hazel, whatever that means

06. Height:

5′11.5”

07. Pets:

I have adopted a beauty of a Husky/Border Collie with a peeing problem. Sadly, I am away from her while I am at school

08. Mood:

pissed because I can see that two more numbers are missing from this list of *10* facts

 

[I am adding these next two:]

 

09. Kidneys:
Two still. (oh god, I hope I don’t wake up in a bath full of ice with a phone next to the tub now)

 

10. Homes:
Zero. Living in a dorm room and my studio now.

Ten Things About Your Love Life

 

01. Have you ever been in love:

I am up to date in this area

02. Do you believe in love:

As much as I believe in hate

03. Have you ever been heartbroken:

Sure.

04. Have you ever broken someone’s heart:

Probably so.

05. Have you ever fallen for your best friend?

Dude. Seriously. I’m not gay.

06. Have you ever loved someone but never told them:

Crushes…

07. Are you afraid of commitment?

Quite the contrary.

08. Are you single or taken?

I was going to make the joke that I am so taken I’m anally probed, but then I realized that might have other connotations.

 

[ you have got to be kidding me... this is my #9]

 

09. Have you ever sworn off significant others?
I have never sworn off love. (taking a drink…)

10. Have you ever wanted someone but known that you couldn’t have them?

I just never meet any celebrities. It sucks.

Ten Things

 

01. Love or lust:

Cake and eat it

02. Beer or liquor?

eh

03. Night or day:

eh

04. One night stands or relationships?

Never the first.

05. Tv or internet:

Give me an ‘I’!
Give me an ‘N’!
Give me a ‘T’!
Give me an ‘E’!
Give me an ‘R’!
Give me an ‘N’!
Give me an ‘E’!
Give me a ‘T’!
What’s that spell?!?
INTERNET!
What’s that spell?!?
INTERNET!
Then I do my best Nintendo 64 at Chirstmas kid impression (geek points +2).

06. Pepsi or Coke:

Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi flat

07. Wild night out or romantic night in:

A wildly romantic night of in and out. Thanks folks! I’ll be here all night.
(sorry, seriously, I’m sorry. But look at the question! It begs to be reimagined this way… right?! Who’s with me?… …)

08. Black or white.

eh

 

[you fuckers... just one list of ten that's actually 10?!? Mine are the next two]

 

09. Quality or Quantity:
Practice doesn’t make perfect, practice makes permanent.

 

10. Hotdish or casserole:
Hotdish (esp. tater tot)

Ten Emotions

 

01. Are you missing someone right now:

Something serious

02. Are you happy?

Temporarily while I do this survey

03. Are you talking to anyone right now:

It’s a monologue.

04. Are you eating:

Is eating an emotion? For that matter, is talking to someone an emotion? Oh great, look at the next four questions, they have nothing to do with emotions either! Stupid test. Makes my hackles go up.

05. Are you german:

Some ancestors were

06. Are you Irish:

I burn like one

07. Are you French:

I eat freedom fries you frog.

08. Are you Italian:

Not that either.

09. Are your parents still married?

Probably, haven’t spoken to them in a couple weeks

10. Do you like someone right now:

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Had this dream a few nights ago… All I remember was that I was going to go into a meeting for some reason or other. And then Daivd LaChapelle was the guy I met with. He talked a lot, and I wondered why I was there because what he was saying had absolutely nothing to do with me or anything I could do.

Living My Life Faster - 8 years of JK’s Daily Photo Project on Vimeo

I posted 3 versions of the Daily Photo Project video last night. Tell all your friends. Then tell them to make fun of me…

[update due to being featured on Yahoo!'s The 9] I am still taking photos and will probably update the video every year. I made the animation in Adobe After Effects which allowed me to align the eyes with a minimal (hours vs. weeks) amount of work. And Thank You in advance for all your comments… I probably won’t have time to respond to them all, but they are much appreciated!

to an American male who was berating two German guys about working in the USA: “Do you honestly believe the world wouldn’t survive without us [USA]?!?”

Overheard at Leo’s

I signed up for a YouTube account. I uploaded the Heart motion graphics video I did for Josh’s podcast. On the 1st of October, the Daily Photo Project will be 8 years old, and I’ll be uploading an animation of all the photos a couple days later. Hopefully by then I’ll be able to pick some copyright-free music as a soundtrack.

I finally finished these two shirts for my friend in Germany this summer. I had the shirts for two years prior to finishing them, and needed to put some closure on them before visiting. Anyway, the first one is an experiment with yarn and non-crossing line-making within a grid. The second is another try at the idea of a scarred garment.

Got stung by a hornet (I think) today in the office at Cranbrook. I think it landed on me on the way in, and then I brushed it and got a little sting. It went away in about 15 minutes though, so I’m okay. I know you were worried…

Apparently I am way too influenced by the next day’s events in my dreams…

Last night I dreamt that I was in an apartment with my lady friend and we started to notice a commotion that was unusual in the city. We were on an upper floor of a hi-rise and so had a good view of what was going on. It was night time, and all of a sudden we hear a loud hissing sound, like a radiator valve blowing off steam. It was loud and then there was a missile that launched out of the ground with all the fire and smoke shooting out the rear. We were stunned. There were things flying into the city though it was a ways off. We all shouted versions of, “What are we supposed to do in this situation? Seriously, what the hell do we do?!?” The lady and other person who was in the apartment ran out and I assume tried to get out of the building. I stayed and watched the missiles being launched into and from the city. There were explosions and I could see ships racing in from the sea. They just cruised right on up to the port and then all the ships in port were crammed into the city. There was a beautiful reddish light on everything that made it all look like plastic. And as the ships crunched up the building, the building started to twist. That’s when I freaked out… The building was going down and now I’m going to die!!! But as blackness descended on me, I could still feel my environment.

I think somehow after all this, the building was twisted back into place and I was outside watching it.

I was working at COT on some project and the boss asked me if I had taken care of something. I told him that I had, it would be done the next day. And he was satisfied with that and left. Then I went to see how this woman was doing on her work, and she had just finished whatever thing she was working on. I asked her if she could get this thing done that the boss wanted to know about. She seemed a little put off that I was asking her to do something immediately after she had just finished this other thing. And she didn’t think she could do it that quickly. And as we were talking about this, the whole staff came busting into the room, with the boss yelling at me for lying about having the project ready or about lying to him about talking with this woman. In any case, he was mad and I had been caught lying at JC’s workplace. It was rather embarrassing, and I tried to explain what was going on, but really it was such an excuse, and I was just mostly embarrassed about having JC think less of me.