Fellow Cranbrook 2d’er Amanda gave me this one. It’s titled 70 questions, and I’m guessing that there are probably only 66. Doing it to celebrate the new year.

1. Are you in a relationship?

Quite so, and then some

2. Do you hate more then 3 ppl?

Oh God yes

3. How many houses have you lived in?

Houses: 2
Dormitories: 4
Apartments: 10
Studios: 3

4. What is your favorite candy bar?

Take 5. Can you believe that “they” made such an amazing new chocolate candy bar in 2004? You’d have thought they exhausted the candy bar format.

5. What are your favorite shoes?

Flip flops

6. Have you ever tripped someone?

Oh God yes

7. Favorite Summer trip this year?

When Keetra tripped on nothing walking in New York. I laughed really loud. I know it’s mean.

8. Do you own a Britney Spears CD?

Oh God no. Keetra does though.

 

So, no number 9… 69 questions.

10. Have you ever thrown up in public?

Pretty sure I haven’t.

11. Name someone that’s ALWAYS on your mind.

Myself

12. What is your favorite music genre?

Currently it’s mash-ups or nerdcore.

13. What is your sign?

Capricorn

14. What time were you born?

9:20p I think. Big snowstorm.

15. Do you like beer?

Oh God yes

16. Have you ever made a prank call?

Yeah, we used to make 3-way calls to two people who hated each other in high school, and then listened in on the odd conversation that followed:

1: “Hello?”
2: “Hello?”
1: “Hello?”
2: “Hello?”
1: “You called me.”
2: “No, you called me.”
1: “No I didn’t.”
2: “Neither did I.”
1: “Weird.”
2: “Who is this?”
1: “Who the hell are you?”
2: “I’m so and so.”
1: “Fuck off so and so, quit pranking me! Ass.”
2: “I don’t even know who you are.”

You can imagine that this scenario was hi-larious in high school.

17. What is the most embarrassing CD you own?

Some sort of magazine promo compilation.

18. Are you sarcastic?

Hah ahahahaaha ah aahaaa ah aahh ha aa

ah ha.

19. What is your favorite color?

Grey

20. How many watches do you own?

2 maybe

21. Summer or Winter?

Winter, though global warming’s kind of fucking it up.

 

Hah ahaaah ahahhha a

Sorry, still thinking about #18… Ahhhh haha ah.

22. Spring or fall?

Fall

23. What is your favorite color to wear?

Carhartt Tan

24. Favorite soda?

Sangria

25. What color is your cell phone?

Silver

26. Where’s your second home?

I want it to be Pittsburgh

27. Have you ever slapped someone?

Never seriously

28. Have you ever had a cavity?

Oh God yes

29. How many lamps are in your bedroom?

1

30. How many video games do you own?

Maybe 200-300, what with Commodore 64, Nintendo, and Atari games.

31. What was your first pet?

I think was a dog named Mischief

32. Have you ever had braces?

Nope

33. Do looks matter?

Oh God yes

34. Do you use Chapstick?

Whole Foods Peppermint

 

No number 35… halfway… 68 questions.

36. American Eagle or Abercrombie?

No

37. Are you too forgiving?

Oh God no

38. How many children do you want?

I can probably only afford none

39. Do you own something from Hot Topic?

I imagine not

40. What is your favorite breakfast?

With German friends

41. Do you own a gun?

An AirSoft one

42. What was the last thing you ate?

Peanut butter sandwich & coffee

43. When was the last time you cried?

Two days ago, watching Spellbound. Poor kids go through so much!

44. What did you do 3 nights ago?

I think that was the night I watched movie trailers.

45. When was the last time you went to Olive Garden?

Is this a marketing survey?

46. Have you ever called your teacher mom?

Um, is this like the beginning of some sort of porn fetish?

47. Favorite song?

At moment, Sea Lion by Sage Francis with Will Oldham

48. What are your nicknames?

JK

49. Do you know anyone named Bertha?

Don’t think so

50. Have you ever been to Kentucky?

Drove on through

51. Do you own something from Banana Republic?

Another marketing survey question…

52. Are you thinking about somebody right now?

Previous person’s answer: “yeah, my stomach.”
Crap, now that’s what I am thinking of.

53. Have you ever called someone Boo?

Never seriously

54. Do you smoke?

Only second-hand

55. Do you own a diamond ring?

Nope

56. Are you happy with your life right now?

eh

57. Do you dye your hair?

Oh God no

58. Does anyone like you?

What the fuck kind of question is this?!? I’m mad cause no one does… Boo hoo.

59. Who’s(are) your best friend(s)?

In light of the previous question, I must abstain

60. What were you doing May of 1994?

Finishing high school

61. Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?

Oh God no

62. McDonald’s or Wendy’s?

Oh God no

63. Do you like yourself?

Oh God 50/50

64. Are you closer to your mother or father?

Probably a mama’s boy

65. Favorite feature(s) of the opposite sex?

Lately the pa-dunk-a-dunk

66. Are you afraid of the dark?

Oh God yes

67. Have you ever eaten paste?

I eaten most things. Oh God I can’t believe I just typed that. Ashamed.

68. Do you have a webcam?

Yes, doesn’t work though

69. Have you ever stripped?

How else do you change your clothes?

 

Damn, there were 68 questions, two off…

70. What are you looking forward to the most this week?

Everything after the drive to NYC.

Okay, so I was reading a story about Personal Bookprinting today and decided to click through to Apple’s iPhoto page to see what it had to say. I also wanted to see if photocasting was limited to .Mac accounts, so I went to the Photocasting page to check it out. I was casually skimming the page when I saw the image of the iPhoto sidebar. I saw my name and thought it was a nice treat. Then I noticed that the next item in the list was “A Photo a Day…”! Could it merely be a coincidence that I, Jonathan, happen to have a project of Daily Photos?!? I’d much rather think that the designers put a little bit of an Easter Egg style text in there. Here’s to hoping!

I’d e-mail them, but then the dream may end up being crushed. I’ll keep it to myself and this blog…