“Be ready to laugh (and/or barf)! This may just be the most random (and puke-inducing) survey you’ve ever taken!!”

I can’t say I agree with the barf-inducement statement, but whatevs. Another one I got off of MySpace.

1. What is your best friend’s Mom’s name?

Ouch, already I’m exposed as not having friends, or knowing anything about them.

2. Where is the weirdest place you have a freckle?

Only one I can think of is on my left-hand middle finger.

3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?

Pass

4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater?

Wow, that was a long time ago.

5. What body part do you wash first?

Hair

6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms?

Does standing count as hovering?

7. What’s the strangest talent you have?

Maybe hand-farting?

8. Do you have an innie or an outtie?

An inner/outie that’s quite sensitive.

9. What’s your favorite flavored Pringles?

It really doesn’t matter when I’m driving.

10. Have you ever been tied up?

We were practicing for a play, I swear.

 

There never seems to be a number 11.

12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block?

Oh, that’s actually a talent of mine… I am an excellent parallel parker.

13. Have you ever had two dates in one night?

Nope

14. How many times have you been cussed out?

Very few

15. Which shoe do you put on first?

Whichever the hand grabs.

 

16 used to be my basketball jersey number. I hate the number 16 as a result.

17. Have you ever been to a gay bar?

Yep

18. Girls:

Women

19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?

They were all ladies.

 

Sadness usually sets in at 20.

21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?

Thankfully, no.

22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?

You and only you.

23. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?

Yes, Michelle wrote the ever-popular “Jonathan Edward Keller” song back in 2000 I think.

24. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash?

Bed sheets, by far.

25. Have you ever found anything in your parent’s bedroom that was questionable?

I stayed away for that reason.

26. What was your childhood nickname?

Nerd

27. When is the last time you played the air guitar?

I’m currently playing it to Robert Palmer’s “Addicted to Love”.

28. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room?

Nope

29. What’s the weirdest thing you have done while driving?

Ate chili.

30. Have you ever bitten your toenails?

My feet are disgusting, no.

31. How do you eat your cookies?

Leftover from the previous person’s survey, “i put them in my mouth and chew dumb ass”

32. When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt?

I don’t work out at the gym.

33. Name something you do when you’re alone that you wouldn’t do in front of others?

Now, why would I tell you that, if I don’t do it in front of others?

 

Insert crying emoticon here.

 

Insert rolling my eyes emoticon here.

36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?

Lately, 1.

37. Have you ever sniffed an animal’s butt?

Not intentionally.

38. How often do you clean out your ears?

Most days.

39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?

Like most guys, it’s more of a fold.

40. About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie?

blah

41. Do you have any strange phobias?

I’m afriad of strange phobias.

42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

No, all the objects I stick up my nose are American. U-S-A!

43. What is the stupidest thing you’ve ever done at a bar?

Going to the bar in the first place is usually pretty stupid.

44. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?

I’m secure enough in my decisions.

45. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex’s name?

Not that I can think of…

46. Have you ever gotten caught farting while on a date?

Sometimes my date causes me to fart.

47. Have you ever played naked twister?

Nope

48. Have you ever been drunk at work?

Check

49. Have you ever found your date’s/lover’s brother or sister more attractive?

Yep

50. Do you want to bring sexy back?

Again, the previous person gets it right, “that’s all I do all day long”

For all those Minneapolitans out there…

Alphabet: An Exhibition of Hand-Drawn Lettering and Experimental Typography is coming to the Minneapolis College of Art & Design in two weeks. The show has been traveling around the USA for the past two years and “presents 63 wildly inventive alphabets” including my own PostMapper / BitScripter Typeface Generator. It will be open from February 23 to April 1, with an opening reception on March 2 from 6 to 8pm. If you happen to like type or are around MCAD during this period, check it out.

While I was trying to get some good comfy-chair sleep, I was in that state where you are half-awake/half-asleep. And I saw these intense flashing rotating lights through my curtains. There was a loud scraping sound too, and so I thought it was a snowplow going by. Though I thought this was suspicious due to it not being snowy outside. Anyway, I kind of woke up after this…

Only to fall back into the undecided state. This time the sound and the electricity in the air was all around me and intense. I could see the lights again and sense that something was acting upon me. I immediately thought of an alien tractor beam, trying to suck me up. My arms raised up slowly as though being pulled. The noise was next to deafening, why wasn’t I waking up?!? And then I did.

Only to fall asleep again and have some dream where I ended up talking to HB and her face was all potmarked. I thought it was weird, and tried to listen to her, but couldn’t do anything but stare at her face. I think it made her self-conscious.

So, I just updated the site blog to reflect what you are seeing here. There are going to be some growing pains I am sure, but this is a FINAL update. I swear!

So, what did I do? I combined the two running blogs I had going prior. It was too silly to keep up that way. Now all the info is one, but the front page is split into the newest project developments and the newest “blog” items. The permalink urls and now “pretty” and do not rely on question marks and numbers. It’s a minor thing, but…

I still have to update the main project pages to reflect this new format, although I probably won’t get to that anytime soon as they work great as they are, they just look different. Also, I will be rolling out an automatic redirect of the old blog material, but I’m just not there yet…

I hope you enjoy.