JK Keller

Found this on my computer yesterday morning in a big desktop cleanup.

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?

Does a stripper count? If yes, then no.

2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?

Only while blinking.

3. When’s the last time you’ve been sledding?

Sadly, many many years ago.

4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?

Depends on the person’s blanket habits, but I like the warmth.

5. Do you believe in ghosts?

Probably not.

6. Do you consider yourself creative?

Insert creative answer here.

7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?

Yes

8. Team Aniston or Team Jolie?

Um

9. Can you honestly say you know ANYTHING about politics?

I used to know a fair amount about constitutional law, but it’s a fading memory.

10. Do you know how to play poker?

Nah

11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?

More than most I would guess.

12. What’s your favorite commercial?

The one that makes me laugh almost every time is the Domino’s Oreo Dessert Pizza moustache one.

13. Who was your first love?

pass

14. If you’re driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around you, do you run a red light?

Only on my bicycle.

15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?

I think so.

16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?

Boo Yankees

17. Have you ever been Ice Skating?

Despite being from Minnesota, only twice.

18. How often do you remember your dreams?

I used to have epic dreams, but I can’t say I’ve remembered one in months.

19. What’s the one thing on your mind?

Previous person’s answer: Sex (right now.) Which is of course what I’m thinking of now.

20. Do you always wear your seat belt?

Not in cabs

21. What talent do you wish you had?

Social Charisma

22. Do you like Sushi?

Love it.

23. What do you wear to bed?

Half the time what I was wearing all day.

24. Do you truly hate anyone?

More than you can imagine.

25. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?

Jesus

26. Do you know anyone in jail?

Don’t think so.

27. What food do you find disgusting?

Fake sugar in coffee.

28. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?

I like the previous person’s answer: It’s not fun behind their back… I’d like it in their face.

29. Have you ever been punched in the face?

Punched, no. Pushed in the face by a random crazy woman on the street causing my glasses to fall off which she then proceeded to stomp on? Indeed.

30. Do you believe in angels and demons?

Would they qualify as ghosts?

“Be ready to laugh (and/or barf)! This may just be the most random (and puke-inducing) survey you’ve ever taken!!”

I can’t say I agree with the barf-inducement statement, but whatevs. Another one I got off of MySpace.

1. What is your best friend’s Mom’s name?

Ouch, already I’m exposed as not having friends, or knowing anything about them.

2. Where is the weirdest place you have a freckle?

Only one I can think of is on my left-hand middle finger.

3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?

Pass

4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater?

Wow, that was a long time ago.

5. What body part do you wash first?

Hair

6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms?

Does standing count as hovering?

7. What’s the strangest talent you have?

Maybe hand-farting?

8. Do you have an innie or an outtie?

An inner/outie that’s quite sensitive.

9. What’s your favorite flavored Pringles?

It really doesn’t matter when I’m driving.

10. Have you ever been tied up?

We were practicing for a play, I swear.

 

There never seems to be a number 11.

12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block?

Oh, that’s actually a talent of mine… I am an excellent parallel parker.

13. Have you ever had two dates in one night?

Nope

14. How many times have you been cussed out?

Very few

15. Which shoe do you put on first?

Whichever the hand grabs.

 

16 used to be my basketball jersey number. I hate the number 16 as a result.

17. Have you ever been to a gay bar?

Yep

18. Girls:

Women

19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?

They were all ladies.

 

Sadness usually sets in at 20.

21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?

Thankfully, no.

22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?

You and only you.

23. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?

Yes, Michelle wrote the ever-popular “Jonathan Edward Keller” song back in 2000 I think.

24. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash?

Bed sheets, by far.

25. Have you ever found anything in your parent’s bedroom that was questionable?

I stayed away for that reason.

26. What was your childhood nickname?

Nerd

27. When is the last time you played the air guitar?

I’m currently playing it to Robert Palmer’s “Addicted to Love”.

28. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room?

Nope

29. What’s the weirdest thing you have done while driving?

Ate chili.

30. Have you ever bitten your toenails?

My feet are disgusting, no.

31. How do you eat your cookies?

Leftover from the previous person’s survey, “i put them in my mouth and chew dumb ass”

32. When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt?

I don’t work out at the gym.

33. Name something you do when you’re alone that you wouldn’t do in front of others?

Now, why would I tell you that, if I don’t do it in front of others?

 

Insert crying emoticon here.

 

Insert rolling my eyes emoticon here.

36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?

Lately, 1.

37. Have you ever sniffed an animal’s butt?

Not intentionally.

38. How often do you clean out your ears?

Most days.

39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?

Like most guys, it’s more of a fold.

40. About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie?

blah

41. Do you have any strange phobias?

I’m afriad of strange phobias.

42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

No, all the objects I stick up my nose are American. U-S-A!

43. What is the stupidest thing you’ve ever done at a bar?

Going to the bar in the first place is usually pretty stupid.

44. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?

I’m secure enough in my decisions.

45. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex’s name?

Not that I can think of…

46. Have you ever gotten caught farting while on a date?

Sometimes my date causes me to fart.

47. Have you ever played naked twister?

Nope

48. Have you ever been drunk at work?

Check

49. Have you ever found your date’s/lover’s brother or sister more attractive?

Yep

50. Do you want to bring sexy back?

Again, the previous person gets it right, “that’s all I do all day long”

Fellow Cranbrook 2d’er Amanda gave me this one. It’s titled 70 questions, and I’m guessing that there are probably only 66. Doing it to celebrate the new year.

1. Are you in a relationship?

Quite so, and then some

2. Do you hate more then 3 ppl?

Oh God yes

3. How many houses have you lived in?

Houses: 2
Dormitories: 4
Apartments: 10
Studios: 3

4. What is your favorite candy bar?

Take 5. Can you believe that “they” made such an amazing new chocolate candy bar in 2004? You’d have thought they exhausted the candy bar format.

5. What are your favorite shoes?

Flip flops

6. Have you ever tripped someone?

Oh God yes

7. Favorite Summer trip this year?

When Keetra tripped on nothing walking in New York. I laughed really loud. I know it’s mean.

8. Do you own a Britney Spears CD?

Oh God no. Keetra does though.

 

So, no number 9… 69 questions.

10. Have you ever thrown up in public?

Pretty sure I haven’t.

11. Name someone that’s ALWAYS on your mind.

Myself

12. What is your favorite music genre?

Currently it’s mash-ups or nerdcore.

13. What is your sign?

Capricorn

14. What time were you born?

9:20p I think. Big snowstorm.

15. Do you like beer?

Oh God yes

16. Have you ever made a prank call?

Yeah, we used to make 3-way calls to two people who hated each other in high school, and then listened in on the odd conversation that followed:

1: “Hello?”
2: “Hello?”
1: “Hello?”
2: “Hello?”
1: “You called me.”
2: “No, you called me.”
1: “No I didn’t.”
2: “Neither did I.”
1: “Weird.”
2: “Who is this?”
1: “Who the hell are you?”
2: “I’m so and so.”
1: “Fuck off so and so, quit pranking me! Ass.”
2: “I don’t even know who you are.”

You can imagine that this scenario was hi-larious in high school.

17. What is the most embarrassing CD you own?

Some sort of magazine promo compilation.

18. Are you sarcastic?

Hah ahahahaaha ah aahaaa ah aahh ha aa

ah ha.

19. What is your favorite color?

Grey

20. How many watches do you own?

2 maybe

21. Summer or Winter?

Winter, though global warming’s kind of fucking it up.

 

Hah ahaaah ahahhha a

Sorry, still thinking about #18… Ahhhh haha ah.

22. Spring or fall?

Fall

23. What is your favorite color to wear?

Carhartt Tan

24. Favorite soda?

Sangria

25. What color is your cell phone?

Silver

26. Where’s your second home?

I want it to be Pittsburgh

27. Have you ever slapped someone?

Never seriously

28. Have you ever had a cavity?

Oh God yes

29. How many lamps are in your bedroom?

1

30. How many video games do you own?

Maybe 200-300, what with Commodore 64, Nintendo, and Atari games.

31. What was your first pet?

I think was a dog named Mischief

32. Have you ever had braces?

Nope

33. Do looks matter?

Oh God yes

34. Do you use Chapstick?

Whole Foods Peppermint

 

No number 35… halfway… 68 questions.

36. American Eagle or Abercrombie?

No

37. Are you too forgiving?

Oh God no

38. How many children do you want?

I can probably only afford none

39. Do you own something from Hot Topic?

I imagine not

40. What is your favorite breakfast?

With German friends

41. Do you own a gun?

An AirSoft one

42. What was the last thing you ate?

Peanut butter sandwich & coffee

43. When was the last time you cried?

Two days ago, watching Spellbound. Poor kids go through so much!

44. What did you do 3 nights ago?

I think that was the night I watched movie trailers.

45. When was the last time you went to Olive Garden?

Is this a marketing survey?

46. Have you ever called your teacher mom?

Um, is this like the beginning of some sort of porn fetish?

47. Favorite song?

At moment, Sea Lion by Sage Francis with Will Oldham

48. What are your nicknames?

JK

49. Do you know anyone named Bertha?

Don’t think so

50. Have you ever been to Kentucky?

Drove on through

51. Do you own something from Banana Republic?

Another marketing survey question…

52. Are you thinking about somebody right now?

Previous person’s answer: “yeah, my stomach.”
Crap, now that’s what I am thinking of.

53. Have you ever called someone Boo?

Never seriously

54. Do you smoke?

Only second-hand

55. Do you own a diamond ring?

Nope

56. Are you happy with your life right now?

eh

57. Do you dye your hair?

Oh God no

58. Does anyone like you?

What the fuck kind of question is this?!? I’m mad cause no one does… Boo hoo.

59. Who’s(are) your best friend(s)?

In light of the previous question, I must abstain

60. What were you doing May of 1994?

Finishing high school

61. Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?

Oh God no

62. McDonald’s or Wendy’s?

Oh God no

63. Do you like yourself?

Oh God 50/50

64. Are you closer to your mother or father?

Probably a mama’s boy

65. Favorite feature(s) of the opposite sex?

Lately the pa-dunk-a-dunk

66. Are you afraid of the dark?

Oh God yes

67. Have you ever eaten paste?

I eaten most things. Oh God I can’t believe I just typed that. Ashamed.

68. Do you have a webcam?

Yes, doesn’t work though

69. Have you ever stripped?

How else do you change your clothes?

 

Damn, there were 68 questions, two off…

70. What are you looking forward to the most this week?

Everything after the drive to NYC.

Can’t really remember the origin of this one…

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME:
(first pet & current street name)

Mischief Woodward

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
(fav ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)

mint chip crocodile spice

3. YOUR “FLY Guy/Girl” NAME:
(first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)

J Kel

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
(favorite color, favorite animal)

Grey Sloth

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(middle name, city where you were born)

Edward Hutchinson

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom’s maiden name)

Kel Jo Tha

7. SUPERHERO NAME:
(2nd favorite color, favorite drink, put “The”)

The Black White Russian

8. NASCAR NAME:
(the first name of your grandfather/mother, favorite candy)

Silvia Ginger

9. STRIPPER NAME:
(the name of your favorite perfume/cologne)

Au Natural

10: WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
(mom and dad’s middle names)

Marie Godfrey

One of my MySpace friends posted this one as a bulletin. It been such a long time since the last survey. Yay!

So Far In ‘06…

 

1. Have you had more than 5 different serious relationships?

How serious could they have been? No.

2. Have you had your birthday?

yes, 3-0

3. Been to church?

Not even to a church

4. Cried yet?

Boys don’t cry. I am a man.

 

[I wonder what happened to #5...]

6. Pulled an all nighter?

I’m pulling one right now.

7. Drank Starbucks?

Sure.

8. Went shopping?

Is it possible not to shop for 9 months?

9. Been camping?

Unfortunately no.

10. Been to the beach?

I don’t think so…

11. Bought something for over $200?

Does school tuition count? Add a couple zeros… Now I’m sad.

12. Met someone?

Is it just me or are these questions particularly vague?
someone? yes
SOMEONE? took care of that last year

13. Been out of state?

Switched states and then back. Even left the country.

14. Gone Snowboarding?

last year…lost my wallet… now I’m sad

Have You…

 

1. Hugged someone?

Especially so

2.Slept in someone elses bed?

I don’t think I’ve slept in my bed for over a year. Interpret that as you see fit.

3. Snuck someone over?

At my age, it’s all role-playing

4. Snuck out of your own house?

I’d need a house in the first place.

5. Gotten drunk?

Check.

 

[Is there always a missing number? If it's #7 next time, I'll begin to wonder]

7. Gotten a car?

Couple rentals, then I stole Keetra’s for the school year

8. Gone over your cell phone bill?

Just txt’ing and pictures added on.

9. Been called a whale?

Most people just like to assume I am a lady from behind.

10. Drove somewhere?

DET to NYC to DET to NYC to DET

11. Done something you regret?

Every single day

Lasts…

 

Last Thing you bought?

Unknowingly, a used hard drive that had a full backup of a person’s computer… complete with pr0n.

Last Person you hugged?

Probably Gretchen

Last Person to call you?

The lovely and talented Keetra

When was the last time you felt stupid?

This is assuming I don’t currently feel stupid

Who was the last person u saw?

Eri

What did you do today?

It’s 3:05 in the morning, so not much yet… Ate a tuna & pea sandwich. I finished one drawing, did another. Checked e-mail & the status of the video I’ve been posting online. Found this and started in on it.

Ten Facts

 

01. Hometown?

Isn’t this often a security question to remember your password on websites? Hmmm… Kalamazoo

02.Natural hair color?

Brown

 

[WTF?!?! no #3... which is especially bad considering this section is called *10* facts. I'll add another fact:]

 

03. Moustache:
Of course! Much like Jack Sparrow

04. Hair style

Long, thin and splitting

05. Eye color:

Hazel, whatever that means

06. Height:

5′11.5”

07. Pets:

I have adopted a beauty of a Husky/Border Collie with a peeing problem. Sadly, I am away from her while I am at school

08. Mood:

pissed because I can see that two more numbers are missing from this list of *10* facts

 

[I am adding these next two:]

 

09. Kidneys:
Two still. (oh god, I hope I don’t wake up in a bath full of ice with a phone next to the tub now)

 

10. Homes:
Zero. Living in a dorm room and my studio now.

Ten Things About Your Love Life

 

01. Have you ever been in love:

I am up to date in this area

02. Do you believe in love:

As much as I believe in hate

03. Have you ever been heartbroken:

Sure.

04. Have you ever broken someone’s heart:

Probably so.

05. Have you ever fallen for your best friend?

Dude. Seriously. I’m not gay.

06. Have you ever loved someone but never told them:

Crushes…

07. Are you afraid of commitment?

Quite the contrary.

08. Are you single or taken?

I was going to make the joke that I am so taken I’m anally probed, but then I realized that might have other connotations.

 

[ you have got to be kidding me... this is my #9]

 

09. Have you ever sworn off significant others?
I have never sworn off love. (taking a drink…)

10. Have you ever wanted someone but known that you couldn’t have them?

I just never meet any celebrities. It sucks.

Ten Things

 

01. Love or lust:

Cake and eat it

02. Beer or liquor?

eh

03. Night or day:

eh

04. One night stands or relationships?

Never the first.

05. Tv or internet:

Give me an ‘I’!
Give me an ‘N’!
Give me a ‘T’!
Give me an ‘E’!
Give me an ‘R’!
Give me an ‘N’!
Give me an ‘E’!
Give me a ‘T’!
What’s that spell?!?
INTERNET!
What’s that spell?!?
INTERNET!
Then I do my best Nintendo 64 at Chirstmas kid impression (geek points +2).

06. Pepsi or Coke:

Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi flat

07. Wild night out or romantic night in:

A wildly romantic night of in and out. Thanks folks! I’ll be here all night.
(sorry, seriously, I’m sorry. But look at the question! It begs to be reimagined this way… right?! Who’s with me?… …)

08. Black or white.

eh

 

[you fuckers... just one list of ten that's actually 10?!? Mine are the next two]

 

09. Quality or Quantity:
Practice doesn’t make perfect, practice makes permanent.

 

10. Hotdish or casserole:
Hotdish (esp. tater tot)

Ten Emotions

 

01. Are you missing someone right now:

Something serious

02. Are you happy?

Temporarily while I do this survey

03. Are you talking to anyone right now:

It’s a monologue.

04. Are you eating:

Is eating an emotion? For that matter, is talking to someone an emotion? Oh great, look at the next four questions, they have nothing to do with emotions either! Stupid test. Makes my hackles go up.

05. Are you german:

Some ancestors were

06. Are you Irish:

I burn like one

07. Are you French:

I eat freedom fries you frog.

08. Are you Italian:

Not that either.

09. Are your parents still married?

Probably, haven’t spoken to them in a couple weeks

10. Do you like someone right now:

Like Like

Found this different sort of survey on a girl’s website that linked to mine because her favorite smell was Bounce Dryer Sheets.

Questions

Image Answers

THE RULES: Go to images.google.com and type in your answers. Post the first postable image result for each.

I used an image for each word of the answer.

Name

Place of birth / residence

Favorite Food

Favorite Drink

Favorite Band

Favorite Smell

Favorite Shoes

Questions

Answers

*1) What is your first name?*

Jonathan

*2) Were you named after anyone?*

My grandfathers.

*3) Do you wish on stars?*

No, they burn my feet.

*4) When did you last cry?*

Last night. Though reading this question kind of makes me well up.

*5) Do you like your handwriting?*

I like my hand writing. Some days, my handwriting.

*6) What is your favorite lunch meat?*

prosciutto

*7) What is your birth date?*

1976_January_11

*8) What is your most embarrassing CD?*

Marilyn Manson, “Anti-Christ Superstar” No idea why or how.

*9) If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you?*

Wait, who would I be? If I was one of my friends, of course! Then again, I’m not even friends with me.

*10) Are you a daredevil?*

I’d like to think I am. I get scared in crowds though.

*11) Do looks matter?*

No doubt about it.

*12) How do you release anger?*

Spurts of misdirected rage.

*13) Where is your second home?*

Library

*14) Do you trust others easily?*

It’s only getting more difficult.

*15) What was your favorite toy as a child?*

Construx

*16) What class in high school was totally useless?*

Choir

*17) Do you have a journal? *

I’m working on a Chronofile.

*18) Do you use sarcasm a lot?*

 

*19) What are your nicknames?*

JK, and newly appointed today: The Sleek Sophisticate

*20) Would you bungee jump? *

I have and I will.

Continue reading ‘The second survey my sister sent me’

Questions

Answers

1) If you could move and build a house anywhere, where would it be?*

If I could move parts of the earth while I’m at it… I’d pull some mountains and lakes and valleys and rivers right up next to NYC - oh say, right over Jersey City - and then get an entire city block, renovate a beautiful old eight story building into a farm/studio/workplace, and then build a beautifully simple typical house inside a beautiful glass warehouse that sits upon the roof.

*2) What’s your favorite article of clothing?*

Lately, my patagonia underoos.

*3) What’s the last CD you bought?*

Wow, it’s been a long while…….. Maybe Kronos Quartet? Nope, some blank ones at Kim’s Video.

*4) What time do you wake up in the morning?*

Today, 5am. After going to sleep at 1:45am. Day before that? 3:30am, asleep at 11:30pm. It’s f’d up that’s for sure. Now I’m doing these surveys at 12:30am… need to be at work at 9:30am…

*5) What is your favorite kitchen appliance?*

Blender, though I seldom use it.

*6) If you could play an instrument, what would it be?*

Violin, rock it.

*7) Which do you prefer, sports car or SUV? *

Soon to be available in the USA: Zap! Smart Car

*8) Do you believe in the afterlife?*

It freaks me out.

*9) What is your favorite children’s book?*

Stand Back Said the Elephant, I’m Going to Sneeze!

*10) What is your favorite season?*

Winter, though I’m dreading the cold this season.

*11) If you could have one super power, what would it be?*

Teleportation

*12) If you have a tattoo, what is it?*

Still none yet.

*13) Can you juggle?*

I’d say if you have three kids all within 10 years or less, you can juggle… Though I can do three items, in the carnival sense of the word.

*14) Is there one person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to? *

Andy Flynn, from St. Anastasia’s

*15) What is in the trunk of your car?*

I’m guessing a whole host of squirrels and their ‘gear up for winter’ booty. Probably still an old sandwich or something too.

*16) Which do you prefer, sushi or hamburger?*

OMG, they are perfect on their own days.

*17) From the people you will email this to, who’s the most likely to respond first?*

No one, you’re all sick of me sending these things…

I found this questionnaire on a design website which used it as a part of an interview with John Maeda (of MIT fame).

at the age of fourteen proust was given an english album “confessions : an album to record thoughts, feelings”. seven years later marcel proust published this questionaire. in the literary salons in nineteenth century paris, this parlour game was a popular amusement. I invite you to answer these ‘old fashioned’ questions.

Questions

Answers

the main lineaments [properties defining the apparent individual nature] of my character.

Conflicted, Passive, Aggressive, Ambivalent, There.

a quality I desire in a man.

Fight (read as six-pack)

a quality I desire in a woman.

Intensity

what I appreciate most among my friends.

The ability to appreciate self-deprecation.

my principal defect.

An overwhelming amount of self.

my favourite occupation.

Director/videographer for Karaoke videos

my dream of felicity.

I think I’ve had a couple dreams about Kerri Russell. I’d have to go back in the archives to see what they were really about… I do remember seeing her at De La Guarda when I went some years ago.

Oh, you mean the state of well-being… Decisive Productivity.

what would for me be the biggest misfortune.

The loss of control over my thoughts

whom I would like to be.

I’d like to be Michelle today, just for a minute.

were I would like to live.

Presently, Pittsburgh.

the colour I prefer.

Smoke

the flower I love.

Lady Slipper

the bird I prefer.

Dinosaurs

my favourite authors.

Children, Paul Auster, Bill Watterson, Joseph Heller, Charlie Kaufman, Tina Fey

my favourite poets.

Is it bad if I admit I don’t really read poetry? Uncultured Swine!

my heroes in fiction.

Max Fischer, Howard Roarke, Calvin

my heroines in fiction.

Franny, Eugenie Rose Chaney, The Metroid Lady

my favourite composers.

Clint Mansell, Kronos Quartet, Steve Reich, Timberland, Dirty Three, Sigur Ros

my favourite artists.

From Saturday’s visit to the galleries: Jesper Just (!!!), Nelson Leirner, Raymond Pettibon, Lars Arrhenius. Sorry Guerilla Girls, there were no ladies…

my heroes in real life.

Buckminster Fuller, Da Vinci, P, Henry Darger, my friends.

my heroines in history.

Florence Nightingale, Amelia Earhart, Ray Eames, The Shaker girls, Sister Gertrude Morgan

my favourite names.

Nola, Cick, Boris, Fey

what I hate most.

Inability

the historic characters I dislike most.

Pontius Pilot (though I always felt sorry for him), Shakespeare (I don’t think he was the sole author of all his works), Mickey Mouse

the military enterprise I like the most.

Diplomatic prevention

the reformation I appreciate the most.

Round-Earth Theory

nature’s gift I would like to have.

Nature’s gift I would most like to understand: Dreams

how I would like to die.

Exhaustion

my soul’s present condition.

According to my biorhythmic cycle, 9%. “Today is not your day”. Ouch.

the faults I can bear.

Exaggeration. Obsession.

my motto.

Just keep working.

Questions

Answers

1. What is your full name:

Jonathan Edward Keller

2. What color pants are you wearing now:

Dirty Carhartt Tan, just like every day.

3. What are you listening to right now:

The grey noise of my iBook, RadioK over the internet, my fingers flying.

4. What are the last 2 digits of your mobile phone number:

47

5. What was the last thing you ate:

An organic banana from FreshDirect

6. If you were a crayon what color would you be:

Coffee

7. How is the weather right now:

I haven’t been out since 9am. I know it’s dark. Let me check the internet… Fair, 62 degrees, feels like 62 degrees, calm wind.

8: Last person you talked to on the phone:

Lina Dib

9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex:

Lately, what she’s reading.

10. Do you like the person who sent this to you:

Letters put into words do no justice.

11. How are you today:

Started out very nicely, gradually getting more and more bogged down in my own caffeinated solitude.

12. Favorite drink:

Green Machine or Superfood, depending on brand.

13. Favorite animal:

Anything ferocious

14. Favorite sport to watch:

Lately, NASCAR.

15. Hair color:

Dark brown, with one grey hair an inch above my hair line, over my right eye.

16. Eye color:

Depends on the day.

17. Siblings:

3; girl, boy, me, boy

18. What do you do for a living?

Wait until someone offers me money for work on the computer. I want to just be able to do whatever I want, and have someone support my effort. Please contact me if you are willing.

19. Favorite Months:

January, September/October

20. Where do you call home?

UWS, NYC

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