yes?

to an American male who was berating two German guys about working in the USA: “Do you honestly believe the world wouldn’t survive without us [USA]?!?”

Overheard at Leo’s

They had to rewire everything.

Overheard at Cedarland.

Girl #1 (stopping at the top of the stairs): You guys, what’s the point of all this?

Girl #2 (who has continued all the way down): Lisa, don’t you want to make Varsity?

- Overheard at Leo’s Coney Island. The woman who said it was wearing jeans that had all these huge holes in them and you could see the bottom of her butt, and guys were commenting on it. I think she meant (or I misheard) to say “I got holes in my pants and it ventilates guy’s brains I think.”

sounds sexy…

JK

It does

Step 1: Stay Awake
Step 2: Repeat Step 1

Woman #1: “She’s supposed to be the new Billie Holiday.”

Woman #2: “Well, I hope she doesn’t kill herself!”