JK Keller

Found this on my computer yesterday morning in a big desktop cleanup.

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?

Does a stripper count? If yes, then no.

2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?

Only while blinking.

3. When’s the last time you’ve been sledding?

Sadly, many many years ago.

4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?

Depends on the person’s blanket habits, but I like the warmth.

5. Do you believe in ghosts?

Probably not.

6. Do you consider yourself creative?

Insert creative answer here.

7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?

Yes

8. Team Aniston or Team Jolie?

Um

9. Can you honestly say you know ANYTHING about politics?

I used to know a fair amount about constitutional law, but it’s a fading memory.

10. Do you know how to play poker?

Nah

11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?

More than most I would guess.

12. What’s your favorite commercial?

The one that makes me laugh almost every time is the Domino’s Oreo Dessert Pizza moustache one.

13. Who was your first love?

pass

14. If you’re driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around you, do you run a red light?

Only on my bicycle.

15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?

I think so.

16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?

Boo Yankees

17. Have you ever been Ice Skating?

Despite being from Minnesota, only twice.

18. How often do you remember your dreams?

I used to have epic dreams, but I can’t say I’ve remembered one in months.

19. What’s the one thing on your mind?

Previous person’s answer: Sex (right now.) Which is of course what I’m thinking of now.

20. Do you always wear your seat belt?

Not in cabs

21. What talent do you wish you had?

Social Charisma

22. Do you like Sushi?

Love it.

23. What do you wear to bed?

Half the time what I was wearing all day.

24. Do you truly hate anyone?

More than you can imagine.

25. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?

Jesus

26. Do you know anyone in jail?

Don’t think so.

27. What food do you find disgusting?

Fake sugar in coffee.

28. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?

I like the previous person’s answer: It’s not fun behind their back… I’d like it in their face.

29. Have you ever been punched in the face?

Punched, no. Pushed in the face by a random crazy woman on the street causing my glasses to fall off which she then proceeded to stomp on? Indeed.

30. Do you believe in angels and demons?

Would they qualify as ghosts?