JK Keller

One of my MySpace friends posted this one as a bulletin. It been such a long time since the last survey. Yay!

So Far In ‘06…

 

1. Have you had more than 5 different serious relationships?

How serious could they have been? No.

2. Have you had your birthday?

yes, 3-0

3. Been to church?

Not even to a church

4. Cried yet?

Boys don’t cry. I am a man.

 

[I wonder what happened to #5...]

6. Pulled an all nighter?

I’m pulling one right now.

7. Drank Starbucks?

Sure.

8. Went shopping?

Is it possible not to shop for 9 months?

9. Been camping?

Unfortunately no.

10. Been to the beach?

I don’t think so…

11. Bought something for over $200?

Does school tuition count? Add a couple zeros… Now I’m sad.

12. Met someone?

Is it just me or are these questions particularly vague?
someone? yes
SOMEONE? took care of that last year

13. Been out of state?

Switched states and then back. Even left the country.

14. Gone Snowboarding?

last year…lost my wallet… now I’m sad

Have You…

 

1. Hugged someone?

Especially so

2.Slept in someone elses bed?

I don’t think I’ve slept in my bed for over a year. Interpret that as you see fit.

3. Snuck someone over?

At my age, it’s all role-playing

4. Snuck out of your own house?

I’d need a house in the first place.

5. Gotten drunk?

Check.

 

[Is there always a missing number? If it's #7 next time, I'll begin to wonder]

7. Gotten a car?

Couple rentals, then I stole Keetra’s for the school year

8. Gone over your cell phone bill?

Just txt’ing and pictures added on.

9. Been called a whale?

Most people just like to assume I am a lady from behind.

10. Drove somewhere?

DET to NYC to DET to NYC to DET

11. Done something you regret?

Every single day

Lasts…

 

Last Thing you bought?

Unknowingly, a used hard drive that had a full backup of a person’s computer… complete with pr0n.

Last Person you hugged?

Probably Gretchen

Last Person to call you?

The lovely and talented Keetra

When was the last time you felt stupid?

This is assuming I don’t currently feel stupid

Who was the last person u saw?

Eri

What did you do today?

It’s 3:05 in the morning, so not much yet… Ate a tuna & pea sandwich. I finished one drawing, did another. Checked e-mail & the status of the video I’ve been posting online. Found this and started in on it.

Ten Facts

 

01. Hometown?

Isn’t this often a security question to remember your password on websites? Hmmm… Kalamazoo

02.Natural hair color?

Brown

 

[WTF?!?! no #3... which is especially bad considering this section is called *10* facts. I'll add another fact:]

 

03. Moustache:
Of course! Much like Jack Sparrow

04. Hair style

Long, thin and splitting

05. Eye color:

Hazel, whatever that means

06. Height:

5′11.5”

07. Pets:

I have adopted a beauty of a Husky/Border Collie with a peeing problem. Sadly, I am away from her while I am at school

08. Mood:

pissed because I can see that two more numbers are missing from this list of *10* facts

 

[I am adding these next two:]

 

09. Kidneys:
Two still. (oh god, I hope I don’t wake up in a bath full of ice with a phone next to the tub now)

 

10. Homes:
Zero. Living in a dorm room and my studio now.

Ten Things About Your Love Life

 

01. Have you ever been in love:

I am up to date in this area

02. Do you believe in love:

As much as I believe in hate

03. Have you ever been heartbroken:

Sure.

04. Have you ever broken someone’s heart:

Probably so.

05. Have you ever fallen for your best friend?

Dude. Seriously. I’m not gay.

06. Have you ever loved someone but never told them:

Crushes…

07. Are you afraid of commitment?

Quite the contrary.

08. Are you single or taken?

I was going to make the joke that I am so taken I’m anally probed, but then I realized that might have other connotations.

 

[ you have got to be kidding me... this is my #9]

 

09. Have you ever sworn off significant others?
I have never sworn off love. (taking a drink…)

10. Have you ever wanted someone but known that you couldn’t have them?

I just never meet any celebrities. It sucks.

Ten Things

 

01. Love or lust:

Cake and eat it

02. Beer or liquor?

eh

03. Night or day:

eh

04. One night stands or relationships?

Never the first.

05. Tv or internet:

Give me an ‘I’!
Give me an ‘N’!
Give me a ‘T’!
Give me an ‘E’!
Give me an ‘R’!
Give me an ‘N’!
Give me an ‘E’!
Give me a ‘T’!
What’s that spell?!?
INTERNET!
What’s that spell?!?
INTERNET!
Then I do my best Nintendo 64 at Chirstmas kid impression (geek points +2).

06. Pepsi or Coke:

Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi flat

07. Wild night out or romantic night in:

A wildly romantic night of in and out. Thanks folks! I’ll be here all night.
(sorry, seriously, I’m sorry. But look at the question! It begs to be reimagined this way… right?! Who’s with me?… …)

08. Black or white.

eh

 

[you fuckers... just one list of ten that's actually 10?!? Mine are the next two]

 

09. Quality or Quantity:
Practice doesn’t make perfect, practice makes permanent.

 

10. Hotdish or casserole:
Hotdish (esp. tater tot)

Ten Emotions

 

01. Are you missing someone right now:

Something serious

02. Are you happy?

Temporarily while I do this survey

03. Are you talking to anyone right now:

It’s a monologue.

04. Are you eating:

Is eating an emotion? For that matter, is talking to someone an emotion? Oh great, look at the next four questions, they have nothing to do with emotions either! Stupid test. Makes my hackles go up.

05. Are you german:

Some ancestors were

06. Are you Irish:

I burn like one

07. Are you French:

I eat freedom fries you frog.

08. Are you Italian:

Not that either.

09. Are your parents still married?

Probably, haven’t spoken to them in a couple weeks

10. Do you like someone right now:

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