Unsure of the origins of this survey
- Questions
- Answers
- 1. What time is it local:
- 8:59am
- 2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate:
- Jonathan Edward Keller
- 3. Nicknames:
- Tiger, Killer, Nerd, JK
- 4. Parent’s names:
- Paulette + Sidney
- 5. Number of candles that appeared on your last cake:
- There should have been 25, but I think we only had 20 left. They melted so fast that the wax became one with the brownies.
- 6. Date that you regularly blow them out:
- 11.january
- 7. Pets:
- Only origami for now.
- 8. Height:
- 5 feet, 11.5 inches
- 9. Eye color:
- Greyish-Green
- 10. Hair Color:
- Brown
- 11. Piercing:
- Uh, No.
- 12. Tattoos:
- Soon, very soon
- 13. How much do you love your job:
- Job?! Oh, yeah, I should start one of those.
- 14. Birthplace:
- Hutchinson, MN
- 15. Hometown:
- Hutchinson, MN
- 16. Current Residence:
- Brooklyn, NY
- 17. Had the drink Calypso Breeze?
- Is this some sort of drug or sex slang?
- 18. Been in love before?
- Yep.
- 19. Been to Africa?
- Only in my head. Only in my head.
- 20. Been toilet papering?
- Oh, yeah. The Five Jacques!
- 21. Been drunk?
- Ooo, yeah.
- 22. Been toilet-papered?
- I was told I was, but couldn’t really see it.
- 23. Loved somebody so much it made you cry?
- I’m crying right now.
- 24. Been in a car crash?
- Backed into a parked car. Nice.
- 25. Croutons or Bacon Bits:
- Bacon Bit Croutons
- 26. 2 doors or 4 on a car?
- I want it both ways.
- 27. Sprite or 7 Up?
- Shasta
- 28. Coffee or Coffee Ice cream:
- Black coffee with donuts
- 29. Blanket or Stuffed Animal:
- African animal blanket.
- 30. Dumper or Dumped:
- Never again, never again.
- 31. Salad Dressing:
- Cucumber
- 32. Color of Socks:
- White with blue toe and heel
- 33. Number of white socks:
- Two, one on each foot.
- 34. Number of colored socks:
- Is this about race?
- 35. Place to be kissed:
- Right here, oh yeah, that’s nice.
- 36. Movie:
- There is no way I can only list one. Rushmore, Cool Hand Luke, Hands on a Hardbody, City of Lost Children, Metropolis, Manchurian Candidate, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Fight Club…
- 37. Quote from a movie:
- “Why don’t you pass the time with a game of solitaire?” - Manchurian Candidate
- 38. Favorite Holiday:
- April Fools, 2000
- 39. Favorite Foods:
- Tuna Melts(#1 all-time favorite: French Meadow Bakery)
- 40. Favorite Holiday-Christmas presents:
- Exactly what’s on the list. Stick to the list.
- 40. Favorite Day of the Week:
- Monday
- 41. Favorite Song at the moment:
- Something by the Dirty Three
- 42. Favorite TV show:
- Shamefully, at the moment, Survivor
- 43. Favorite Toothpaste:
- Something with baking soda
- 44. Favorite Restaurant:
- Whatever it is, it’s got to be Indian
- 45. Favorite Flower:
- Lady Slipper(Minnesota *heart*)
- 46. Least Favorite thing:
- Forever
- 47. Favorite Alcoholic Drink:
- Hard Cider, with the occasional shot of tequila
- 48. Favorite Sport to Watch:
- High School Swimming. Hot, humid, loud and crowded.
- 49. Ice Cream:
- Ben + Jerry’s Chunky Monkey
- 50. Zoo Exhibit:
- The Food Court
- 51. Favorite Sesame Street Character:
- This isn’t some sort of psychological test is it? That since I identify with Bert + Ernie, I am somehow hiding some true emotions of homosexuality or what not. Maybe I should change to that little caterpillar(worm?).
- 52. Fast Food Restaurant:
- Subway is the only one I’ll eat at.
- 53. When was your last hospital visit?
- August 1999: Physical exam for Antarctica journey.
- 54. Favorite drink?
- Skim milk
- 55. What color is your bedroom’s carpet?:
- nicely lacquered floor (not that I’m sleeping with Holly! it just so happens we share a floor. Whew!) (by the way, if you did not get this email from Holly, the joke isn’t funny.) (Move On) (Seriously)
- 56. What was the name of your childhood blanket?
- I believe it was blanket, maybe animal blanket, of course it may have been yellow blanket.
- 57. How many times did you fail your Permit and/or Driver License Test?
- Passed the first time in the worst blizzard in decades. Uphill, all the way, with the windows rolled down, and bald tires.
- 58. Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs.?
- Probably in a mirror, just like I see myself today. I guess occasionally in windows as well.
- 59. Who is the last person that you got mail from
- Kent + Chrysa. Top 200 pop songs on 11 CDs. Amazing.
- 60. Have you ever been convicted of a crime?
- No. Arrested? No.
- 61. Which single store would you choose to max your credit card?
- Travel Agent, that’s a good one.
- 62. What do you do most often when you are bored?
- Stare
- 63. What words or phrases do you overuse:
- Sorry
- 64. Name the person that you are friends with that’s farthest away:
- Brian Barry, he’s probably in Nepal or Asia somewhere.
- 65. Most annoying thing is:
- Myself, 24/7
- 66. Best thing in your life:
- Around 6:45-7:00pm, Weeknights.
- 67. Bedtime:
- I wish I had some sort of schedule.
- 68. Who will respond to this fastest?
- Hmmmm.
- 69. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond?
- His/her name will likely start with ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYorZ.
- 70. What time is it now?
- 9:53am