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1. What time is it local:
8:59am
2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate:
Jonathan Edward Keller
3. Nicknames:
Tiger, Killer, Nerd, JK
4. Parent’s names:
Paulette + Sidney
5. Number of candles that appeared on your last cake:
There should have been 25, but I think we only had 20 left. They melted so fast that the wax became one with the brownies.
6. Date that you regularly blow them out:
11.january
7. Pets:
Only origami for now.
8. Height:
5 feet, 11.5 inches
9. Eye color:
Greyish-Green
10. Hair Color:
Brown
11. Piercing:
Uh, No.
12. Tattoos:
Soon, very soon
13. How much do you love your job:
Job?! Oh, yeah, I should start one of those.
14. Birthplace:
Hutchinson, MN
15. Hometown:
Hutchinson, MN
16. Current Residence:
Brooklyn, NY
17. Had the drink Calypso Breeze?
Is this some sort of drug or sex slang?
18. Been in love before?
Yep.
19. Been to Africa?
Only in my head. Only in my head.
20. Been toilet papering?
Oh, yeah. The Five Jacques!

21. Been drunk?
Ooo, yeah.
22. Been toilet-papered?
I was told I was, but couldn’t really see it.
23. Loved somebody so much it made you cry?
I’m crying right now.
24. Been in a car crash?
Backed into a parked car. Nice.
25. Croutons or Bacon Bits:
Bacon Bit Croutons
26. 2 doors or 4 on a car?
I want it both ways.
27. Sprite or 7 Up?
Shasta
28. Coffee or Coffee Ice cream:
Black coffee with donuts
29. Blanket or Stuffed Animal:
African animal blanket.
30. Dumper or Dumped:
Never again, never again.
31. Salad Dressing:
Cucumber
32. Color of Socks:
White with blue toe and heel
33. Number of white socks:
Two, one on each foot.
34. Number of colored socks:
Is this about race?
35. Place to be kissed:
Right here, oh yeah, that’s nice.
36. Movie:
There is no way I can only list one. Rushmore, Cool Hand Luke, Hands on a Hardbody, City of Lost Children, Metropolis, Manchurian Candidate, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Fight Club…
37. Quote from a movie:
“Why don’t you pass the time with a game of solitaire?” - Manchurian Candidate
38. Favorite Holiday:
April Fools, 2000
39. Favorite Foods:
Tuna Melts(#1 all-time favorite: French Meadow Bakery)
40. Favorite Holiday-Christmas presents:
Exactly what’s on the list. Stick to the list.
40. Favorite Day of the Week:
Monday
41. Favorite Song at the moment:
Something by the Dirty Three
42. Favorite TV show:
Shamefully, at the moment, Survivor
43. Favorite Toothpaste:
Something with baking soda
44. Favorite Restaurant:
Whatever it is, it’s got to be Indian
45. Favorite Flower:
Lady Slipper(Minnesota *heart*)
46. Least Favorite thing:
Forever
47. Favorite Alcoholic Drink:
Hard Cider, with the occasional shot of tequila
48. Favorite Sport to Watch:
High School Swimming. Hot, humid, loud and crowded.
49. Ice Cream:
Ben + Jerry’s Chunky Monkey
50. Zoo Exhibit:
The Food Court
51. Favorite Sesame Street Character:
This isn’t some sort of psychological test is it? That since I identify with Bert + Ernie, I am somehow hiding some true emotions of homosexuality or what not. Maybe I should change to that little caterpillar(worm?).
52. Fast Food Restaurant:
Subway is the only one I’ll eat at.
53. When was your last hospital visit?
August 1999: Physical exam for Antarctica journey.
54. Favorite drink?
Skim milk
55. What color is your bedroom’s carpet?:
nicely lacquered floor (not that I’m sleeping with Holly! it just so happens we share a floor. Whew!) (by the way, if you did not get this email from Holly, the joke isn’t funny.) (Move On) (Seriously)
56. What was the name of your childhood blanket?
I believe it was blanket, maybe animal blanket, of course it may have been yellow blanket.
57. How many times did you fail your Permit and/or Driver License Test?
Passed the first time in the worst blizzard in decades. Uphill, all the way, with the windows rolled down, and bald tires.
58. Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs.?
Probably in a mirror, just like I see myself today. I guess occasionally in windows as well.
59. Who is the last person that you got mail from
Kent + Chrysa. Top 200 pop songs on 11 CDs. Amazing.
60. Have you ever been convicted of a crime?
No. Arrested? No.
61. Which single store would you choose to max your credit card?
Travel Agent, that’s a good one.
62. What do you do most often when you are bored?
Stare
63. What words or phrases do you overuse:
Sorry
64. Name the person that you are friends with that’s farthest away:
Brian Barry, he’s probably in Nepal or Asia somewhere.
65. Most annoying thing is:
Myself, 24/7
66. Best thing in your life:
Around 6:45-7:00pm, Weeknights.
67. Bedtime:
I wish I had some sort of schedule.
68. Who will respond to this fastest?
Hmmmm.
69. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond?
His/her name will likely start with ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYorZ.
70. What time is it now?
9:53am

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